Sunday, April 29, 2007

Ordering prostitutes is like ordering pizza

Or so former Deputy Secretary of State Randall L. Tobias suggests. You remember Tobias - he is the man who is leading the charge to stamp out prostitution world wide. Tobias was busted by ABC and promptly resigned.

Tobias' private cell number was among thousands of numbers listed in the telephone records provided to ABC News by Jeane Palfrey, the woman dubbed the "D.C. Madam," who is facing the federal charges.

Tobias is a evangelical fundie who was famous for promoting abstanace as the primary means for controlling the spread of AIDS.

As the Bush administration's so-called "AIDS czar," Tobias was criticized by some for emphasizing faithfulness and abstinence over condom use to prevent the spread of AIDS.

His approach to controlling prostitution appears to lack the whole faithfulness and abstinence mind set. He liked order two or three pizzas (hookers) at a time. Apparently powerful men have powerful appetites. AIDS be damned.

Tobias has no clue - he actually likens ordering prostitutes to ordering pizza. How is a man who thinks like that supposed to be in charge of eliminating prostitution? It makes no sense - like most things associated with the Bush Administration.

What kind of pizza did you order Tobias? Are you a cheese pizza kind of guy, or do you go in for the Hawaiian style?  Do you like the French cheese-less variety or are you into deep dish? I cannot wait to see the girls you ordered

The thing I detest about hypocrites is the complete disregard for the damage they have caused. Tobias's approach to AIDS promoted the spread of the desires. Tobias's approach to prostitution increased demand for prostitutes. What an asshat. The first of many to fall. This scandal will be fun to watch.